Double Chocolate Muffin


a s-xual position involving two african-american or black males penetrating, with their d-cks, a crease of fat near the waist in a ‘chubby’ or overweight female.
double: two (black guys)
chocolate: black guys-
m-ffin: referring to the m-ffin top like properties of the fat woman’s waist.

-may also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; east indian, pacific-asian, native american, and polynesian. :p
“bertha, deandre, and jamal filmed a double chocolate m-ffin last night!”

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