double clicking the mouse


female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the cl-tar
as i walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.
female m-st-rb-t–n; rubbing cl-toris for pleasure and/or -rg-sm
i can only reach -rg-sm by double-clicking the mouse.
knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an i.q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.
click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of cr-p)
male masturbation, saluting the general (former us surgeon gen. dr. jocelyn elders), rubbing buddhas tummy, making a deposit, exercising a right to privacy, stretching the truth
after a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with antic-p-tion to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

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