Double Clincher


when your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your -sshole because it itches and you don’t wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your b-ttcheeks together cause you also have to take a sh-t. hence clinching both.
i was sitting at work -ssisting a customer and i had to sh-t and my -sshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn’t wanna dig in my -ss at work.

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