double cock blocking
usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some -ss at a party or something and -ss hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. a double c-ck block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. after this happens you usualy whip the guys -ss in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
-girl sits on jakes lap-
-sshole: jake has aids
-girl gets up and walks away-
jake:-walks up to a babe- heyy what to partay?
-sshole:jake is gay
-jake takes -sshole outside and whips his -ss-
jake:thats what you get for double c-ck blocking me
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