double crossing wingman
when the bro that’s helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
jordan: “hey thanks jake for helping me seal the deal with c-ss!”
jake: “sorry bro, i’m taking her home with me tonight”
jordan: “you double crossing wingman, you’re rack jacking me!”
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