Double-Death Fart


a) when your farts are already at a deadly level but it’s as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your b-tt hole.
b) when your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a “double-taste”)
a) chris: i just farted.
isaac: it’s okay, i did too.
chris: holy cr-p, dude! i’ve been drinking protein shakes all day and … ahhh!.. what the h-ll is wrong with your b-tt hole!?
isaac: i dunno. they’re pretty deadly, huh?
chris: no man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) ahhh! who farted!?! –everyone leaves–

–everyone returns moments later– oh my g-d! why is that fart still here? i had to taste it twice!

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