Double Decker Blumpkin
the act of a male individual sh-tting or p–ping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your p-n-s), while she releases p–p out of her b-tthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
jeff to randy: dude, bro, jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random b with the stds.
randy to jeff: real nice, real f-ckin’ nice.
takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.
yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn’t give us any beer so crystal and i pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! try flushin that b-tches!
when someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a sh-t at the same time.
i walked into two people doing a double decker blumpkin in your bathroom.
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