double deuce delight
a dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. same time. same bowl. afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.
i’m so comfortable with beth these days, i showed her the double deuce delight.
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