Double Deuce
flipping someone off with two hands.
the teacher gave bill an f on his paper, so he gave the teacher the double deuce.
the act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken “f-ck you” message.
in r is for road rage: “when one barrel just isn’t enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they’re especially big sh-t stabbers. an unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you’ll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect.”
-maddox, the alphabet of manliness
when you take a cr-p, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another cr-p.
friend: “what took you so long”
you: “i thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce”
when a girl has two on the rack and two in the back
fine -ss girl walks into the room…
ryan: d-mn that girl’s got two on the rack and two in the back!
lloyd & jarel: double deuces!!!!!
phrase indicative of stinkoman. the double deuce is his ultimate attack.
double deuce!!!!
stinkoman used the double deuce in 20×6 in his ultimate battle with the homestar runner.
how do you do that dance?
twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, see: dub deuce
i need to pound a double deuce.
double deuces are another way of saying 22s for a rim size. when you see, lets say a cutl-ss, it could be sittin on double deuces.
darnell:”yo check out them double deuces”.
sean:”darnell, i had double deuces like them but better”.
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