Double Duty
when a guy puts on a strap-on d-ld- and proceeds to f-ck a girl in both holes at the same time. the strap-on d-ld- must go above the real p-n-s.
true double duty is pulled off when the d-ld- is in the v-g-n- and the p-n-s is in the -n-s when the girl is on her back.
philip “i took this really awesome girl home from the bar last night.”
jeffery “ohh yea? why was she awesome?”
philip “she let me go double duty on her. she loved it!”
jeffery “that is awesome.”
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