Double Fisted Monkey Style
a discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. in trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. in untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
“dude, bob tried double fisted monkey style last night.”
“oh no! i warned him! did he survive?”
“the hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. they dug his p-n-s out of a tree two miles downwind.”
“that stupid son of a b-tch.”
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