pr*nounced “double-jeezer”: when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her *n*s against yours and farts into it.
my girl just gave me a double geezer! turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. i can still feel that sh*t!
when you are glad that something is over or turned out well well that was a phewie!
- fist pounce
a gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone’s body in order to make a “m*ssage” unenjoyable for the receiver. that douche wouldn’t stop begging for a backrub so i fist pounced him.
- smeeter meter
smeeter meter- a term like “g*ydar” when you can just tell that someone has a small d*ck. like the term “smeet” that means you have a small d*ck. right as i saw this f*ggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.
a girl that every guy likes every girl hates and the most beautiful girl you will ever meet-jaiden guy:every guy in school loves that girl girl: she such a shilmar