Double handed salmon rod


a s-xual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you’re supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
hey joe, ever since i got that p-n-s enlargement i’ve gotten so many double handed salmon rods my p-n-s is burning.

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