double hanger disaster
what occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet sp-ce, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. they all end up on the floor. you then have 3 options.
1. buy more hangers.
2. buy more closets.
3. screw it. buy more clothes and leave them where you godd-mn please.
hmmm, i think i’ll wear my blue top. just have to…uh…put this sleeve under that one…and…okay…no…this isn’t working. argh! oh f-ck it, i’m going to be late. d-mn double hanger disaster. “dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing” i’ll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it’s all dirty.
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