double-jerking


the act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. the proxy logs are then used to spy on which p-rnographic sites are being browsed to. the thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.
andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbign-bs.com. he was going to explode over his keyboard any second now…

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