Double Log Jam
the act of having two p–ps stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
“dude you are never going to believe this – the other day i was taking a sh-t and my worst nightmare came true…i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck t-rd, but two! i panicked…i didn’t know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy.”
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