Double Parking Lot Surprise
when you’re leaving a movie with your girl and she’s wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and -ss at the same time.
“did you hear why katie’s having trouble walking? john gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching mockingjay part 1!”
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