double pat
a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they’re trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn’t really make sense, i mean, dori’s blue!
mark: cool.
kate: was that a double pat?
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