double play
having s-x with two people in one day. usually a casual hook up and a significant other.
a: what did you do last night?
b: i made a double play. first, i met x at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. then i had dinner with y and stayed the night at his/her place.
to pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.
very few men have managed a double play.
when a male reads a woman a children’s book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. he then procedes engage in -n-l s-x with the sleeping woman.
diane: jimmy read me a a clifford the big red dog book before bed last night and then i woke up with a sore -n-s.
tiffany: looks like jimmy turned the old double play on you.
refers to taking a sh-t so sloppy that you have to shower after.
after i got home from the buffet i turned a doubleplay.
when you take a m-ssive dook that not only scr-pes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.
i had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.
when two people are declared “out” during s-xual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.
kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother’s p-ssing resulted in a double play for the two of them.
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