Double Punch-Kick


the double punch-kick is a variation of the punch-kick which has become almost as feared as it’s attack-of-origin. it differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the -ssailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.
victim: i just bought a new sean kingston alb-m, what do you think?
-ssailant: oh… you f-g -double punch-kicks-

or

victim: these are madnesses!
-ssailant madnesses? these! are! spartas!
victim: ouch, you b-st-rd, those hurt.

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