Double Quarter Pounder


the best bl–dy burger ever made. you can buy it from mcdonalds. at the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. just reading this should make your mouth water.
bob: can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a c-ke as the drink ?
mcdonald’s employee: sure, that comes to $8.45
bob: thanks mate
a heart attack between two buns
guy- h-llo… hmmm i’d like to order a double quarter pounder with fries and a large drink.

-1 hour later-

guy- where am i

doctor- the emergency room
a girls -ss that is large
wow i wouldnt mind sticking my chicken mc.nugget in between her double quarter-pounder

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