Double Sam Switch
switching shifts at work, with a catch. co-worker works your shift today, and you’ll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out “sick”), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.
“hey, where’s sam? didn’t she switch shifts with wayne?'”
“eh, she called out sick.”
“uh-huh, the old double sam switch!”
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