double-take runny red sock
it’s what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy -sshole – and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can’t help being somewhat aroused.. so you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
after i got out of the shower i enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks – and boy am i exhausted.
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