when someone tucks their hair behind both of their ears. it is a sure fire sign that they are attracted to the person they are talking to.
from: brooklyn nine nine, amy santiago double tucks whenever she is speaking to a man she likes.
“aw man, she just did the double tuck, she must really like him.”
-“i think she really likes him”
–“but did she do the double tuck?”
–“you’re screwed, the double tuck is never wrong”
- potpourri p*ssy
any lingerie shop that caters to elderly women, especially in south florida. d-mn grams, where’d you get such a hot body stocking?! oh pablo! you’re such a sweet grandson for saying such nice things. i got this down at potpourri p-ssy on the a1a.
- ptsd president trump stress disorder
the disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body–down to your soul–when you realize that you’re living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, s-xist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical m-ss. example person 1: “can you believe donald trump is president?” person 2: […]
when you m-st-rb-t- before you take a nap. man work is long today, i just wanna go home, frap’n’nap and eat nachos.
- red toed lollipop
when a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her v-g-n- and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red. yo dude, last night i performed the red toed lollipop on my gf.