Double Upper Blumpkin


a slight twist on the original blumpkin.

the double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. while all this is happening she is blowing him.
my buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. when they got home they were both so h-rny and had to sh-t so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.

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