double vision
to see double because you drank too much alcohol
i could barely walk straight because i had double vision
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the delusion that you’ve got company.
sh-t! sitting on the internet for 14 hours or drinking all that alcohol has given me double vision. it gives me the impression of company but clearly i’m delusional.
a s-x act where you have a friend hide in the closet as you have s-x with your girl facing an open window. keep pulling out and playing with her till she stops looking back when you pull out. you then wave your friend out of closet and have him take over as you sneak out of the house and wave at her through the window.
guy 1: i finally got it through to erin that it over.
guy 2: how did you do it.
guy 1: me and jay gave he the double vision
a word used to describe 2 of the same thing. that thing is insignificant, and the whole sitution is confusing.
“holy cr-p-shait! i thought there was only one of you, but i guess my double vision got the best of me!”
the feeling of confusion, amazment of seeing twins at the same time
i saw jake and john at the same time and expierenced double vision.
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