double-your-age-minus-seven
the exact opposite of half-your-age-plus-seven except it determines the reasonable “oldest” acceptable age a person could date so ((your age)-2-7)=x
as x is the oldest acceptable age a person could/ should date.
to find out what age limit (upwards) you should abide to then use this:
double-your-age-minus-seven
ex.
22-2-7=37
so the oldest i should/could date would be 37 years old
or
25-2-7=43
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