Douch

a feminine product that is placed in the v-g-n- to cleanse after s-x. has recently been thought not to be good for a woman’s health.
after a long night of s-x alice douched to make sure she wouldn’t smell in the morning.
a v-g-n-l cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person
“look at what he is wearing… what a douch”
the way f-cktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush
if you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag
a female product inserted into the v-g-n- to ensure it will become clean. another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc…
your such a douch you f-cking moron
stop being a douch
used in referance to “duces” . another way to say goodbye.
see ya later chuck. alright then douches.
doo-shay

a term of endearment. used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

the accent on the e in douch
person 1: i think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. but you have to use it wisely.

person 2: ahh douch
a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
john edwards is a complete douch