Douchanium
the element in which all douche bags, bros, guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh tap out shirts, nattie ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to douchanium may cause “douchanium poisoning”.
you: “coming to buffalo wild wing’s was nice, but man i feel weird. i’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”
friend: “no, man, that’s just because the douchanium around here is off the charts!!! we better get going before you are exposed to more douchanium poisoning.”
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