douchbag martini bar
a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with h-m-s and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a sh-tty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something f-ggy like sowa or soha and how big someones d-ck is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in sogay
john-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you f-ggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper….d-ck heads
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