Douche Baggie


one who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag
guy #1: ” so i walked up to this midget-”
guy #2: ” excuse me… they prefer to be called little people”
guy #1: ” why the f-ck does it matter? well anyway… i walked up to this ‘little person’ and patted him on the head and called him a nice little fart-breather. that little sh-t stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!”
guy #2: ” what a f-ckin douche baggie!!!”
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someone who isnt quite douchebaggish enough to be called a douchebag but partakes in enough douchebaggery to be a called a little bit of a douche.
john: hey when did eric decide to start acting like a douchebag?
michael: last week
john: what a little douchebaggie.

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