Douche bans
sungl-sses worn by people inside. a popular concept among the “frat” community who wear them around their necks on “frat straps” or douche bands. it is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. people who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.
normal person- “woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. how stupid are they?”
frat boy #1-“i’m going to punch the wall for fun!”
frat boy #2- ” better put your sungl-sses on, it’s so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage.”
someone who has tendencies of extreme but unantic-p-ted douchebaggery. such douchebaggery is often -ssociated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. a douchebans is typically 6’5″ in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious b.i.g. t-shirts. often smokes low quality cigars.
douchebans: dude, i just stole an old lady’s ipod!
person: omg, you’re such a douchebans!
douchebans: -eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant-
person: what a douchebans move.
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