douche beard

noun. dōōsh beerd an over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.

commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete jr. college wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.

douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of asian and latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. don’t be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you’ll look like k-fed, timberlake or turtle.
a pencil thin beard. sometimes refered to as “chin straps”. this beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
this guy: look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

that guy: wow.
a beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; a very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man’s chin.
“hey man can you believe stephen has a beard now?”

“naww man, thats just a douchebeard.”
a full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.
chris daughtry often sports a douche beard
the pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an ed hardy shirt.

examples include ali g, that douchey guy from the backstreet boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. see also “jersey sh-r-.”

often accompanied by excessive drakkar noir cologne, overuse of axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like mc hammer or bobby brown.
“a guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs.”

“never trust a man who wears a douche beard.”
a douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

a fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

the beard is dirty. it will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

picture a douche bag with a dirty abe lincoln style facial hair.
rick: look at that guys douche beard
tom: its nasty dude, i saw him eat a bean from it
gayest member of the seamen of the south
very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. beware the cold bone
aka db
wheres db?
prolly suckin a d-ck