Douche Blaster


a male who just can’t help but have jack-ss or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarr-ssing basis.
“dude this is why i don’t take you places because you can’t keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a douche blaster!”

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