Douche Brew


when a douche-bag dies, their body are planted in a douche field. they grow into douche-hops. they are harvested around spring break and summer time, when douches are more abundant. then we go through a very cl-ssified procedure, in which we turn these douche hops into douche brew.

or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on douche brew.

another word for beer, any type of lager and/or red neck alcoholic beverage.
dude, p-ss me a douche brew.

that patrick dixon is a real d-ck, i bet he’s been sipping on douche brew.

(man 1) here recently, poss rhillips has been sipping some major douche brew.
(man 2) yeah, i know.
a man of the jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.
the rabbi that kept making stupid pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.

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