Douche Canal
when a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.
friend:dude your breath is teribble wtf!
you: d-mn the smell of the c-n-l hasnt left my mouth
friend:nice you did the douche c-n-l
Read Also:
- Drunkbref
the stank breath of the drunk person at the bar who keeps running into you throughout the evening telling you the same story or compliment. ah! last night i almost puked from that dude’s drunkbref all up in my face.
- Drugly
describes the actions and appearance of someone under the influence of pills or recreational drugs. characterized by incoherent speech, a lack of facial muscle control and constant gurning. did you see that guy? he was one drugly dude ‘you’re the drugliest chick in the club.’ the description of a person who is a heavy drug-user […]
- dry dog
figuratively, the act of getting f-cked over by someone in the worst way possible. its literal meaning is further defined as having a d-ck rammed in your -ss with no lube at nearly the speed of light. i went in to starbucks this morning and got dry dogged for a $5.00 coffee.
- dsmc
it is an accronim for “dont sh-t me c-nt”. it is used when you are being told bull sh-t or some one is h-ssleing you. when some one is giving you grief over something a suitable response is “dsmc”.
- Phetto
a person who acts like they are ghetto or from the hood. when in reality they are whiter than a snowman. (adjective) literal definition: fake ghetto billy tries to act ghetto in front of his black friends but they know he’s just phetto. a word used to make yourself look like you’re ghetto when you’re […]