Douche Cape


a bro wearing a ed hardy t-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. coined by the soup host, and stand-up comedian, joel mchale.
look at that douche cape at the bar.
an “affliction” t-shirt according to joel mchale of e!’s the soup. could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.
“these guys who wear the shirts with “affliction” written across it, or as i like to call them, douchecapes. yeah man, i get it, affliction. you’re afflicted”
any one of the iconio popular t-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at target for 9.99.

often you will find douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. affliction, don ed hardy, tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal sh-t on it
ed: that ashton kutcher looks cool in that affliction t-shirt, i’m gonna buy one too so i’ll be cool like him

mike: dude, you’ll be flying a major douchecape then.
1. the fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.

-variant , “knotty douche cape” includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.
“holy crizzle – i was in the marina last night, and i felt like i was swimming in douche capes..”

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