Douche Cockosaurus


any individual that is undoubtedly being an -sshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. they usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

note: see e-thug for any additional description.
(member on messaged board): i dont think thats true. i have to disagree

(douche c-ckosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fawk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! stfu & gtfo!

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