Douche-Count double check
driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
friend one: “we can always go back to that bar.”
friend two: “yea let’s do a douche-count double check.”
friend one: “to many douchebags here lets go somewhere else.”
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