Douche Gauntlet
the long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother’s company.
this is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
kendra- “the worst part of being a c-cktail waitress is having to run the douche gauntlet every time i pick up a round of drinks from the well.”
trina- “oh, i know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the -ss hats”
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