douche mammal


a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

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