Douche McMuffin
douche mcm-ffin simply is when you order an egg mcm-ffin and it looks soo bad you -ssume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a douche mcm-ffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large douche bag.
1.”dude f-cking look at dat sh-t bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo f-ckin dollar back cause that sh-t is a serious douche mcm-ffin”
2.”d-mn g if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that f-cker who made me this douche mcm-ffin.”
a person who is a true douche.
hey you know that kid micah, shannon?
yeah! he’s such a douche mcm-ffin!
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