douche moment
when a ‘friend’ displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve s-d-stic pleasure such as facebook ‘likes’. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be t-tled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
alex: “hey i heard daniel’s being a real -ss to sam”
joe: “yeah did you see what daniel wrote on his wall?”
alex: “yeah that was a real douche moment”
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