Douche Monkey

someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
john does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. he is a real douche monkey.
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a rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the c-nts and n-ts-cks of transgender freaks. a f-cked up monkey.
raphael: yo, what u got under ur bed?
demetri: sh-t, p-ss, whiskey, and a douche monkey…
raphael: sweet, can i buy your douche monkey?
demetri: h-ll no, then no one would clean my b-lls!
raphael: ur a f-cked up dude..
anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
man your a douche monkey
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
“that lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! he’s a no good douchemonkey.”
no real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

a monkey who douches.
hunter is such a f-cking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

after the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, jerry, was happy to eat her out.
1. alan tate
2. a monkey that douches
3. a nasty person
mr. douche monkey is such a f-g.
my douche monkey keeps away the stds.
that douche monkey raped a cat.
one who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. -ss-ssin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
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