Douche Mutant
a less serious situation insult. derived from the more common
and overused “douchebag”. used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.
kudos to mike for thinking of it.
mike: “hey, anel, did you tell my mom she looks like jabba the hutt?
anel: “hah, yea. even you said she does.”
mike: “ahh, you douche mutant. whatever.”
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