douche my twat


this is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning “getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky”.
john: i’m ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
bobby: i’ll meet up with you later, i have to douche my tw-t!

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