Douche-napping
dou-che-napp-ing
when a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential douche-napping example:
a old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via im. you decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. he hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
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