douche nozzle sucker
the most extreme level of douche. this person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
“dude, keith is such a douche nozzle sucker.”
a derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.
typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a v-g-n-l douche nozzle. the use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.
i just visited the town of douchenozzlesucker virginia, and man, let me tell ya’ what!
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