douche nozzle


a person who is such an -sshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
girl 1: becky called me a wh-r-

girl 2: don’t worry hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
1) the underappreciated apparatus of the douche that actually does the stinky work. attached to the douche bag.
2) a male who acts and looks like an utter jack-ss. someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a “jack-ss” or “douchebag” will no longer do. much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) “check out the cell phone clip on that douche nozzle”.
2) “can you believe that douche nozzle? he’s walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an ‘insert here’ sign”.
3) oliver from spring break.
someone who is slightly more annoying than your average “joe douchebag” and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the sk-nky, nasty p-ssy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
“dude, enough of the ‘trogdor!!!!’ sh-t every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!”
the part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. it connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. a nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the “business end” of the douche.

the phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show loveline from c list celebrity adam corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.
a douche nozzle is a person who can’t handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. he b-mps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
that douche nozzle rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. they douched around for a while and then f-cked off together.
1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman’s v-g-n-
during douche.

2) someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
charlie wouldn’t shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
a douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
that guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a f-cking {douche nozzle}.
someone who makes douches appear less douchee. an individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
my roommate andee in cerro vista 707d d isn’t a douche he’s a douchenozzle!

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