Douche of the day


the person who makes the biggest -rs- of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day
declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
oh, there goes james. douche of the day!

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